just survived the first fart of the relationship.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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