I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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