i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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