her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Alive.
So much puke
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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