if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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