i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
In other news, I just burned my penis
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
