Jerry, you need to find god
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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