YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
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just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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