Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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