i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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