She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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