I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We are two peas in an std pod
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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