the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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