shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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