We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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