Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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