Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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