He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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