Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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