i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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