Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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