i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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