whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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