I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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