So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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