someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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