Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
it's like iHOP with fire
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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