Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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