New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Randomize
