I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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