I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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