it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize