Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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