If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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