Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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