when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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