almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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