i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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