You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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