As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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