Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Is it because I queefed?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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