He is such a slut. More and more my type.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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