im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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