Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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