Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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