help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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