I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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