yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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