I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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