Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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