I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Edward fifth and chaser hands
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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