I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I DEMAND FORESKIN
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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