He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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