Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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